Austin Hornbeck

This is the tale of a man, but not an ordinary one this is the tale of an MODERN WARFARE 3 hipster named "Austin Horny Nipples". I remember like it was yesterday it was vast land of many Squeakers and many other Ethan's, but if you thought if it ended there you were wrong because there is Geg. but none could ever forget Austin Ticklebutts he made his mark on us telling us about how much apparent "drugs" he has used and how much "weights" he has lifted in his years of speaking with this man. Austin Whalewars Hornbeck was very disappointing especially with his gameplay.

LEAGUE OF LEGENDS HORNBECK
After he had made his mark in Call of Duty he decided to move on to big and better things. some say this is the worst game to ever exist and others say it is the best game to ever hit the stage of gaming. [Enter LoL Ahri theme] he entered the scenes of League of Legends wanting to make a mark into the world of League of Legends with his "$4000 computer" and his "$150,000 car", but one thing those didn't change is how shit he actually was; he fed and he was a menace to people in his games. Once he decided to do ranked he met all the Flat-Earthers in Bronze and it was a sure climb with no steps on the ladder no matter how much his team wanted to climb Austin Tittytwisters Hornbeck would be the 100 Pound weights on their ankles never letting them go. If anyone ever told him how shit he actually was a believe me when I say literal Manure, he would tell them to go and get lives and tell them about all the Bitches he gets and the eight-pack he has in his arsenal of fictions.

Austin goes missing?
After many years of abuse Austin Hornbeck died and was buried in his tomb. After Max raids his tomb he finds it to be empty with only Belo'virs inside.