The Long Nines

The Long Nines
The Long Nines are a conglomerate of social misfits and angry ex-console players. The Long Nines function as an anti-South/Central America prohibition.

The Founding Fathers

The Long Nines was originally founded by Sewer Rat Mike during the infiltration of the Tomb of Sargeras, however due to health problems, Mike was forced to step down. The next leader would be determined by a vote between Big Botter and the Chan Chan (Aka One Nut Wonder), however the Chan Chan knew that the liberal party in power would not allow Conservative into office. Chan Chan attempted a coup while Sewer Rat Mike was doing drugs, however it failed and he was banned jailed by Riot Games.

The successor of The Long Nines, was none other than the famous Runescape Botter, Bo Melvin Booker. Although his rein was short lived, Bo used The Long Nines to fund his dream of owning a seahorse. It was very obvious that Bo was corrupt and Chan Chan took this opportunity to start an investigation against the allegations of Bo pocketing money. Chan Chan was blackmailing Bo to step down as leader, and he would compensate him by paying for his seahorse. Bo gladly stepped down, and Chan Chan swooped into claim the throne using his new Alias (One Nut Wonder).

With Bo stepping down, there was chaos, and only one man stepped up to lead the Long Nines to the promised lands of Mythic Raiding. One Nut Wonder was appointed chancellor, and quickly pushed to pass the enabling act of 2017, which began the process of transforming The Long Nines into Nazi Germany, a one-nut dictatorship based on league elo and IQ. Chan Chan aimed to eliminate the BRS from NA servers and establish a New Order to counter what he saw injustice of the banning of "13 y/o BF". Under Chan Chan's rein, he also changed the recruiting policy's set by Mike to allow gays, trannys, and Geg to join The Long Nines as an attempt to save his relationship with his Cousin, Pepe le Pew.

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