THE BEGINNING

THE BEGINNING
As told in the Holy Bible, DAYTON created the universe in the BEGINNING. DAYTON always was DAYTON always is DAYTON and will forever be DAYTON.

DAYTON Creates (Genesis 4-8)
4This is the account of the heavens and the earth when they were created, when the Lord God made the earth and the heavens. 5Now no shrub had yet appeared on the earth[a] and no plant had yet sprung up, for the Lord DAYTON had not sent rain on the earth and there was no one to work the ground, 6but streams[b] came up from the earth and watered the whole surface of the ground. 7Then the Lord DAYTON formed a man[c] from the dust of the ground and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life, and the man became a living being.

8Now the Lord God had planted a garden[d] in the east, in Eden; and there he put the man he had formed. 9The Lord God made all kinds of trees grow out of the ground—trees that were pleasing to the eye and good for food. In the middle of the garden were the tree of life and the tree of the knowledge of ether mines.

Geg's first sword
18The Lord Dayton said, “It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable[a] for him.”

19Now the Lord Dayton had formed out of the ground all the wild animals and all the birds in the sky. He brought them to the man to see what he would name them; and whatever the man[b] called each living creature, that was its name. 20So the man[b] gave names to all the livestock, the birds in the sky and all the wild animals.

But for Geg no suitable helper was found. 21So the Lord Dayton caused the man[b] to fall into a deep sleep; and while he was sleeping, he went to the east, Eden.[c]Then the Lord Dayton siphoned the ether from the garden[d] and then forged the edges of the blade with his bare hands, forming and shaping the sword in the image of a AMD R9 Fury X. Then, in a large clap, the Lord Dayton had closed the garden.[e] 22

Disputes of The Unbreakable Japanese Sword
Many higher scholars have long argued about the origins of The Unbreakable Japanese Sword. Some intellectuals have suggested that geg, in the beginning, hid the sword in his wife's gaping pussy, in order to escape earth[a]

The opposing scholars, in divergence to the original intellectual gape theory, believe that when the Lord DAYTON closed the mines, he sent the shards of ether and DAYTON DNA deep into the still young cosmos. These scholars hold firm that ETHER and DAYTON DNA are the building blocks of all things, much like atoms in normie science.[a]

a: normie science is the science that disputes DAYTON being the cosmic center and creator of our universe, and is thus in permanent clash with DAYTON.