DAYTON.

DAYTON
Dayton, also known as DAYTON is the Lord and Savior of The DAYTONhole. Some even know him as Daytona Dayton, or Big Gay Dayton. The true DAYTON is the ruler above all these tiny Daytons.

Known Enemies
Other than himself; Geg, after the Battle of Geg and DAYTON. is not the only known enemy of DAYTON. The Gas Gang is a known enemy of Daytona Dayton. In the late 2000's, sometime during 9/11, The Gas Gang leader, Ethan Bautch, attempts to hijack The Dayton 500, in order to make it into a Wisconsin Horses racetrack. Unbeknownst to Lord and Savior DAYTON, Daytona Dayton gets nae nae'd by The Gas Gang, and all the stocks of the Dayton 500 racetrack are bought by Communist Wisconsin politicians who were bought with Gas Gang drug funds, and the gay prostitution ring of Robert aka "Big Gay Rob."

Combat Experience
Battle of Geg and DAYTON. - Died